growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
Brett Whiteley (Australian, 1939-1992), The Divided Unity, 1974. Screenprint, 66.5 x 93.5 cm. Edition 63/70.
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
Taxi driver who drives supernatural folks and monsters and gets the worst of them
what a beautiful day to stay indoors